Amy Schumer's wedding video tastefully cuts out her dirty vows

You Thought Amy Schumer's Wedding Vows Wouldn't Be Hilarious?facebook dialogPinterest

You Thought Amy Schumer's Wedding Vows Wouldn't Be Hilarious?facebook dialogPinterest

Schumer called in to Nikki Glaser's new SiriusXM show, You Up, on Monday and dished about the vows she wrote in "like 20 minutes".

"I love you, Amy".

In the case of Amy Schumer's recent nuptials to Chef Chris Fischer, we may not know the groom very well, but we kinda feel like we're already friends with the bride.

After joking that she was getting married to plug some of her road dates, Schumer says "People are wondering why the rush. You bring happiness and joy to every part of my life", Chris told Amy in Malibu in front of their 80 guests earlier this month. "You are the best thing to ever happen to me". Why so fast and it's because I truly can not wait another second to be your wife.

It seems Schumer also addressed their whirlwind romance in her own vows, as she is seen telling her husband-to-be: "People are wondering, 'Why the rush?' and it's because I truly can not wait another second to be your wife - I love you".

She said: "In my vows I go, 'But I promise I'll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won't.' And his were like, heckling me too".

'No I'm not pregnant, ' she wrote on Instagram. She also couldn't stop gushing about what it's like adding "Mrs." to her name. Then she shared her wedding vows with us, which were every bit as hilarious and risqué as we can expect from the star. Their relationship evidently got serious quickly, and from the looks of the video, they're deeply in love.

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